Im Sorry For Your Life

Oh, you didn’t go to kindergarten in a rainbow dreamland?

I’m sorry for your life.

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Oh, you don’t have Nebula sheets to have a Maine Coon photo shoot on?

I’m sorry for your life.

thetunafey:

It’s been awhile, people. But I’m back!!

I was on a very important mission for FASA (Feline Aeronautics and Space Administration). I even managed to snap a couple pics along the way. This is me in space, space, space, and then space.*

*Actually, it was on a bed covered with amazing sheets. But it felt big to me. That’s saying a lot, considering I’m the size of Godzilla. 

Oh, your house sigil wasn’t made into a spiffing jersey by Vulture?

I’m sorry for your life.

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Oh, your Scrabble is just Deluxe, not Typography Limited Edition?

I’m sorry for your life.

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Oh, your space-based satellite GPS system isn’t working today thanks to the biggest solar flare in six years?

I’m sorry for your life.

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Oh, you can’t ride a bike with no hands (while aiming a gun)?

I’m sorry for your life.

Oh, you live in the future and your chicken pot pie comes in pill form?

I’m sorry for your life.